Look, it’s high time you gave your son that flimsy toiletry bag your wife won at the Avroy Schlainparty, and bought one of these Drive Out toiletry bagsforreal men. It is made of the same tear-resistant nylon canvass that Neil Armstrong’s moon-landing underpants were made of.
Okay, we all know no Drive Out reader who is worth his salt uses underarm products, and washes his hair with those green Sunlight soap blocks that have been dried on a ceiling. However, in this bag there’s a waterproof section for your shaving brush (real men don’t shave with foam spray cans) and another one for your Zambuk ointment and your toe-nail clipper made of spring steel.
There’s even space for your snub-nose .38 Special.
